The Media Guy’s Sack
Has it been that long? Over a year since I grabbed my
sack…of mail? As usual, I resisted and resisted, but the mailbox is overflowing
and alas, you need answers. So, without fanfare, here are the highlights of genuine
emails from my irreverent readers.
Television? We thought it was going to be January Jones and she went sideways
with her off screen antics. Then we thought it was going to be Blake Lively and
then she got married. I’m banking on Emma Watson now that she ditched Mr.
Potter. What say you?
Men” and “Community” star Alison Brie, who may just be the most
under-rated perfect woman working in Hollywood. Insane you say? Nope. Take a
look at Smirnoff Vodkas new series of television and Internet “Party at
Adam Scott’s” house commercials. She plays herself through the spots as the
hangs with Derek Huff and cleverly debates the merits of new age vodka claim.
Watch all six and you’ll see why I’ve sold my Selena
Gomez stock and put it all into Mrs. Pete Campbell. Speaking of Selena…I saw
her a few months back and she couldn’t have been nicer…
The Selena Encounter: click here |
Grammys, nice work, but I just saw the story where she fired her parents.
daughter dating Justin Bieber, so it may not have come as much of a surprise to
Selena Gomez’s parents when she fired them. Perhaps they had a Jack Woltz-Tom
Hagen dinner where they thought that Bieber may pull a Johnny Fontaine…
to make models into celebrities. Now the celebrities are pushing models back to
the runway. Or is it my imagination.
to sell magazines. Women’s magazines, men’s magazines, music magazines —
they’re all using sexy celebrities to move paper. Even Julia Louis-Dreyfus the
greatest female comedienne of all time, is getting into the act.
Lucille Ball or even Ellen DeGeneres? Certainly they brought more to the small
screen than the heiress to the Louis Dreyfus Energy Services fortune, right? No, no, no my friends. Three Emmys for Actress in a Leading Role and the lead
female during the first renaissance of Saturday Night Live say it all. (Plus,
Ellen and Lucy never looked that good on the cover of a magazine.) Here are
some of the hottest covers I found from the past few years.
levied with?
placed in a dangerous work environment.” I mean, really! Who would have
expected this type of filming on a network nicknamed “Skinemax”?! I showed her sizzle reel to a few of my female friends (READ: not girlfriends,
female friends) just to get their unedited reaction. Here it was …
She doesn’t want to take her clothes off? What’s the deal? She’ll never work
without being a body double or stripping down for Skinemax. (Short pause.) Ugh!
AMAZING.”
disastrous Olympics television ad campaign. If I took a shot of vodka every
time I yelled at the TV in between luge and skiing runs I would have been
literally drunk for a month.
penned to Alan Batey, Executive Vice President and President, General Motors
North America:
campaign?
your campaign was supposed to lean on American Dream and our values where the
notion still exists that that everyone can create his or her own destiny. The
one where Cadillac was supposed to be painted as a more-accessible car than it
has been?
messaging that General Motors has leaned on previously to market Cadillac. It
seemed they finally would depart from the stuffed-shirt wealthy white guy ads
they used for decades and the more recent “sexy Kate Walsh” commercials.
“The Standard of the World,” as it was touted for nearly one hundred
years, looked to be shuttered as Cadillac’s marketing team charted a new course
for luxury automobiles.
Cadillac ELR:
the Olympics—wasn’t the darling of the masses.
“vaguely sociopathic,” “the single most obnoxious television ad
ever made,” and “sick…stressed…stupid” leapedfrom the pages of
pundits. From the back seat of my palatial media room (a wicker chair and a 50”
plasma – nothing special), it’s easy to see why. The ever-cool actor Neal
McDonough is ideally suited to play the heavy and has quite nicely for the past
decade. But to sign him as the guy who is supposed to represent hard work, yet
is really the guy who lives in the hills that everyone resents is horrifying.
would-be media consultant, but I’m going to join Maggie in a shot or two as we
yell at the youtube clips!
Can’t you be the social media commissioner and reel in the beast?
is no love lost between the Katherine Heigl and Duane Reade and Social Media.
THESE THREE DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER! And I want to tell you something else — I’m
loving it! You don’t see this stuff enough in the media. I hope you’re reading
the battle Heigl is waging with New York pharmacy giant Duane Reade after they
looked to capitalize on her shopping at the store. $6 million in damages;
that’s heady stuff. David Griner of
Adweek just wrote an amazing piece on “4 Ways to Avoid Being Sued by a
Celebrity Over a Tweet.” You should read the entire article, but here is
the Griner’s Top 4:
- Get permission (which you’re probably not going to do,
so skip to No. 2). - Retweet without commentary.
- Say you’re flattered, and be transparent.
- If they ask you to take it down, take it down.
commissioner…David Griner.
“I’m one of the top models being considered for an amazing
week-long nude photography workshop! Here’s how they describe this workshop: ‘If you’ve ever wanted to explore and photograph some of
the most amazing (secret) locations in the southwest – like magnificent slot
canyons, massive red rock arches, historic Anasazi ruins from the 1200′s,
towering ‘tapestry’ cliff walls, petroglyphs, sweeping panoramic vistas and
more – all surrounded by emerald green water and only accessible by boat – PLUS
work with beautiful nude models and learn one-on-one with master photographers
– taking your photography to the next level – this is your chance. This
workshop only has 2 spots left – don’t miss out on this photographic adventure
of a lifetime.’ I am super pumped and working hard every day to get in amazing shape. Only brown rice and steamed veggies for this girl.”
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