WALK OF SHAME

Vodka is not made for sipping. It is made for taking shots. If you’re not keen on vodka shots, it is better to say “no” than to sit there gingerly sipping away at your shot glass. The man in the animal-spotted winter coat didn’t want to stop drinking inside the restaurant imploring, “Why would one SIP vodka? It tastes appalling! It only serves the purpose of getting you drunk quickly and efficiently, so you gulp it!”