Need a break? Here are some wild news stories…

Ok. Ok. I know. Fox Entertainment was supposed to run the full story. Perhaps I was a bit too full of myself. Regardless, here is the unabashed, unabridged version of wild news stories.

First up, gorgeous Amanda Seyfried is letting the world know she was much hotter during her younger years. The actress told Ellen DeGeneres that she used to have “huge breasts” but that changed when she lost 10 pounds after moving to Los Angeles. We can give her some pointers on how to put the weight back on.

Amanda Seyfried with Jessica Chastain at the 2013 Oscars.

A new twist on the old line “I was really drunk last night…Brad Pitt on Jennifer Aniston marriage. 


Next, have you heard of cat bearding? It’s a viral trend where people take their cats and, well, wear them as beards. Need a visual? Check it out to see some insane examples. 


Indianapolis Prostitution Ring busted. $200,000 found in the Sheraton safe! 

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In Indy, they make $700 an hour. In Cannes, prostitutes can make $40,000 … a night? 


It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a … UFO? California UFOs? We want to believe!


Still the “IT” girl…Marilyn Monroe photos stolen. 


Finally, if you don’t feel like working out, we have all the reasons why you should avoid hitting the gym. Click the video to find out more.