TURKISH DELIGHTS

The Media Guy — Sun, 05 May 2013 23:41:00 +0000

I just cracked a Skyfall DVD and seeing Daniel
Craig cycling across Istanbul’s Grand Bazaar conjured up memories of a top
secret mission press trip The Media Guy recently took to Turkey. I needed to get it all
down in writing so you can take a similar trip if you so choose. Only 13 hours
from Los Angeles and eight hours from New York.

Get to the Greek

The winding road to the Upper Greek House ($80-$150/night;
+90 384 353 54 13) leads you to the top of the grand old Turkish village of
Mustafapasa in Cappadocia. The high-end bed and breakfast is an actual villa
that has been delightfully restored by John and Judy Warmerdam, its American
owners, who sit with you in their comfy Internet-ready living room lounge area.
Each sleeping room is a bit different; however. I was in the cave bedroom with
a grand fireplace and the thickest, most luxurious blanket that I have ever had
the privilege of sleeping with. The expansive bathroom was appointed with what
felt like ancient Greek/Turkish marble and sumptuous bath products.

Sitting
outside on one of their high terraces, drinking tea or one of the locally made
wines instantly transports you to another time and place that is foreign and
familiar at the same time. The great pains the staff took to care for the
guests were something out of an old novel. You wonder could this actually occur
in this day and age? (Note: It can!) The authentic Turkish meals mixed with locally
growth organics rounded out the stay very nicely.

A New Take on an Ottoman Palace

Gazing across the Bosphorus strait to the Asian shores while
standing on the opulent terrace of a nineteenth-century Ottoman palace, once
named Atik Pasha, is something you probably only can do in Istanbul at the Four Seasons Hotel Istanbul at the Bosphorus, (Ciragan Caddesi 28, Besiktas,
Istanbul, Turkey; +90 212381 4000, $300+/night). It’s a view that catches you immediately
upon arrival at the sumptuously polished entrance hall that leaves you in
further doubt as to whether you are in a hotel or one of Turkey’s historic
palaces and museums.

A spa
featuring three Turkish hammams and intriguing on-site souq area further
beckons you to stay there. The hotel is the perfect landing area after 12-hour
days searching the Old City for hidden treasures and delights, including the
Blue Mosque, the Topkapi Palace, the Grand Bazaar and Hagia Sofia.

Illumination

What started as a way to reconstruct and utilize broken
glass in times of war, the Turkish mosaic lamp has evolved into a hot export
that illuminates the homes of American celebrities and dignitaries like George
Clooney, Michael Strahan, and Madonna. High quality lamps
start at $75 for desktop and $130 for triple drop ceiling model. FedEx shipping
will cost you around $35. I was there shooting an interstitial for the Discovery Channel Europe. Yes, The Media Guy was the star and no, the pay wasn’t good at all. The Grand Bazaar, however, was amazing. All that was missing was a Bond Girl.

Getting There: Turkish Airlines

The Sky Chef is your personal server and concierge.

Some
airlines are trying to bring back the grand old days of air travel with
superlative comfort and, yes, an on-board chef. Here’s a breakdown on the
TABCE, or Turkish Airlines Business Class.

Experience:

Overall:
A. What could be better than an airline that celebrates the humanity of the
airline traveler?
Beauty
Factor: B+. Smart designers can turn normal materials and methods into art.
Seats/Lounger:
B. A little difficulty maneuvering the first hour of the flight. At the end, it
was my most amazing sleep in flight.
Bathrooms:
A+. Roomy! Functional! Nice touches.
Entertainment:
A. Excellent.
Dining:
A+. You know when the chef comes out in full uniform, including his puffy white
chef’s hat, and shows you all of his wonderful selections of mezzas and main
courses. I did, and it was amazing. The chef spent (literally) 15 minutes
explaining the ingredients and the provenance of some of the “fresh and never
frozen” dishes from the menu. This touch remains the most outstanding differentiator from any other business class travel I have experienced.

Cream of asparagus with olive chutney bruschetta.

Meals:

Seafood mezza: Nova Scotia lox with dill sauce, jumbo shrimp and
greens.

Dinner: Preferred meal was the pan-fried halibut. The smooth
texture of the fish ranks it with any seafood in a Beverly Hills restaurant.
The mezza included stuffed eggplant in olive oil, hummus, garden salad, spinach
borek (pastry pie), cheese fatayer and a slew of bread choices.

Dinner
selection #2: Poached rosemary chicken breast with grilled stuffed zucchini.

Snack: Shrimp Louis antipasto with fresh lebneh dollop.

Breakfast: cheese omelet with cherry tomatoes, fresh fruit
and cheese plate.

I
really enjoyed the international flavors of the extensive selection of
liqueurs, whiskeys and wines. What caught our attention were the Turkish wines
and beers. On my flight, here were my category favorites (yes I tried them
all): beer: Efes Pilsen; liqueur: tekel Ozel Uretim; red wine: 2006 Doluca
Karma; and white wine: 2009 Kavaklidere Narince.

L.A.-Istanbul-L.A.: $5,200 business class / $895 economy. www.thy.com

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