“Haaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrd!”
The best part about the Olympics is women’s curling…they become strangely attractive over two to three hours. Almost how waitresses in a bowling alley become after a few games.
Postcards and Voodoo Dolls
Memo to the Marketing Department: Stop sticking pins in your Direct Mail doll. However the post office may have offended you–What, did it take one of the stripes from Old Glory? Did it say “I love George W. Bush?” Misspell your Twitter update?–surely you’ve punished the greatest promotional vehicle enough. It’s time to remove your […]
Networking: Always Be Closing!
“A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!!” The words resonate. They resonate everytime I go to those networking things. You know the ones everyone says you have to hit because you have to network in a time where we type our social interaction instead of speak it. Those words belong to Alec […]
Finding Your Niche
During the summer of 2006, with W. ruining our favor with the world, the dollar collapsing and my beloved Lakers redefining a tragic “we suck” rebuilding stage, I caught the travel bug. It’s not something you can take of Sudafed and sleep it off. It can only be cured by hitting road. Luckily I work […]
